Laurens: What does the cow say?
Baby Phillip: Moo!
Laurens: Great! What does the cat say?
Baby Phillip: Meow!
Laurens: Awesome buddy! What does daddy say?
Baby Phillip: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
Alexander: Yep. That's my son.
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