*5am*
Kai: *chanting* amusement park! Amusement park! Amusement park!
Cole: *throws pillow*
Kai: par- *gets hit by pillow* *falls*---
*9am*
*everyones in car, going to amusement park*
Jay: *putting on sunscreen* want some? *holds out sunscreen bottle to kai*
Kai: no, I don't need that wussy stuff!
Nya: *is driving* we're almost to the park.
Lloyd: *is in very back of van* doesn't the park open at 11?
Everyone: *is silent*
Jay: *sighs loudly*
--
*2hours later*
Everyone: *sleeping in the van in a parkinglot*Kai: wake up! The parks opening!
Nya: *throws a sunscreen bottle at him*
--
*everyones waiting for them to open the gates to the park*
Kai: ugh! Hurry up!
Jay: *sitting on the ground* why'd we leave so early? *is still sleepy*
Nya: *glares at kai*
Announcer: the amusement park is now opening, please enjoy!
Kai: yes! *rushes through the gates*
Nya: no wait we have to stick together-!
*everyone already ran off*
Nya: -.-
Jay: *only one who stayed* wanna go on the Ferris wheel?
Nya: sure.
---
*cole*
Cole: *walking around* huh? *O* *looks at food truck* donuts? Cake?! *slams a twenty down on the counter*
---
*Kai*
Kai: *reads sign*
Sign: super duper scary tall dangerous roller coster
Kai: :D
*runs to line*
---
*Zane*
*riding on little kid train*
Zane: choo choo *wearing train conductor hat*
Little kid: I like your hat mister :3
Zane: *gives kid hat*
Kid: *O* :D
---
*lloyd*
*licking lollypop*
Lloyd: .... where is everyone?.... Nya? Kai? ....... jay? *looking around* :(
----
*kai*
Kai: *in line* *chanting* roller coaster roller coaster roller coaster :D
*front of line*
Dude running ride: you sure you can handle this ride?
Kai: *nods violently*
Dude: ok, but no phones. *points to the phone in Kai's pocket*
Kai: *holds his phone, staring at his phone*
Phone in Kai's mind: don't leave me Kai D:
Kai: 😭 *shoves phone at dude* ill be back phone! *rushes onto ride*
Dude: *in mind* what is wrong with him?
Kai: :D *ride starts*
---
*jay and nya*
*after ride*
Jay: should we find the others?
Nya: why would we want to find those psychos? -.-
Jay: .... well- *cole rushes past them screaming*
Cole: *running* *flock of birds chasing him*
Jay: 0.0
----
*cole* *past*
Cole: *eating sweets* *bird lands beside him*
Cole: you hungry?
Bird: sqwa :D
Cole: *gives it piece of cake*
Bird: *eats*
*more birds show up*
Cole: 0-0 I've made a mistake.
---
Jay: s-should we help him?
Nya: ..... *sighs loudly* fine.
*they save cole idk*
Nya: what happened?
Cole: *explains*
Nya: *facepalms*
---
*kai*
*ride starts going up*
Kai: :D
*ride falls*
Kai: *0*
*after ride*
Kai: *^* *shaking*
*Nya finds kai*
Nya: there you are. Are you ok?
Kai: *hugging knees* I'm never going on another roller coaster again.
Nya: -_-
----
Skejdbe im done writing this. Lloyd was forever lost and Zane rode the train happily until the park closed and then he politely left and somehow found a way back home.
And Kai never rode a roller coaster again.
And Coles now scared of birds.
Also Kai got sunburnt and got more stuff thrown at him.
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Ninjago oneshots and randomness
FanfictionRandom ninjago stuff :3 Mostly just stupid funny skits, oneshots, and headcanons (Likely slow updates) Started may 2018