Harry Potter...or the Lightning Killer?

Chapter 5

It was an average day at the Mystery shack, well as average as it could get since the twins had snapped. You must be thinking, 'How the hell did that happen?' Well let me explain. It was a few weeks ago, about 2 I'd say. The twins were both 15 and had decided, with permission from their parents, to attend school in Gravity Falls, a town they hadn't stepped foot in for 2 years. 

Our tale begins one weekend two weeks ago, when the twins had decided to go and explore the forest and had stumbled upon the frozen statue of Bill's remains. It was covered in graffiti and trash. "Looks like they finally found you, huh, Bill?" Dipper sighed. Mabel frowned, "I know we was a insane killer demon, but no one deserves their remains desecrated." Dipper nodded his agreement. So, between the two of them, they cleaned up the graffiti and debris, before sitting down. Dipper sat down on the statue, while Mabel took to leaning against it. "I know it's probably a bad thing, but I kinda miss him running a muck and causing mayhem." Dipper commented. Mabel frowned, "Actually, Dipping dots, I feel the same way" A chuckle came from behind them, "Aw~ I didn't know you two felt that way about me!" A voice exclaimed cheerfully. Dipper fell off the statue in shock, only to be caught in a golden hue mere inches from the ground and sat down gently, "Careful Pine tree, you'll end up giving yourself a nose bleed." the voice said. The twins both looked to where the voice had come from, fully expecting a golden triangular demon, but, instead, seeing a male no older they were in a black tux and a golden dress shirt, holding a black cane. He looked to be of Egyptian descent, with blonde hair on top and dark brown hair at the back,and glowing golden eyes, a smirk decorating his features.

"Bill!" Dipper exclaimed, immediately feeling on edge, "How? I thought..." Dipper trailed off, trying to understand the conundrum that was the dream demon before them. Bill chuckled, "Simple really. I didn't die. I was merely returned back to the spirit world to get my shit together. Ya see, little pine tree, Im yours and your sister's guardian, which means my personality reflects your true selves." Bill said with a purr. Mabel snorted, "So, we're supposed to be insane psycho killers?" She asked sarcastically. "Well, your fathers are two of the darkest wizards, so some mental instability is to be expected, yes, especially considering who your godmother is." Bill replied rather dryly. Dipper tilted his head in confusion, "Wait, wizards? Fathers as in plural? Godmother? What are you talking about?" Dipper asked, seriously confused. Bill was shocked, "Wait, do you two not know? How? What the fuck? Did you two not get your letters?" Bill wondered aloud. Mabel frowned, "What letters?" Bill growled, "You two were supposed to get your letters to Hogwarts! Ya know, the school of witchcraft and wizardry?" Another blank look. 

Bill was barely able to keep his fury down. "The only person I think of who could have caused any of this is that bastard Dumbledore!" He exclaimed in expertly hidden anger, before turning to Dipper, "Well, Pine tree, it looks like you and I are going to make a trip into your mind." Bill said, "We need to find out what the hell went wrong." Dipper hesitated for a second, thinking about it for a second, before nodding. Bill strode over to the shorter male and placed his hands on Dippers temples and closed his eyes, entering Dipper's mind. He opened his eyes and he and Dipper were standing, or rather floating, in what looked like a starry space. "Alright, kid, I'm going to need you to focus on creating a door that leads to the rest of your mind, this is just the entrance hall." He asked Dipper, who nodded, and not long after, a large blue pine tree shaped door appeared. "Good job, kid!" Bill exclaimed, before pulling Dipper through the door. They were face with 4 doors, each having a label, memories, abilities, personality, and core. 

"Alright, the core first, thats were a majority of the seals will be." Bill informed Dipper, dragging him over to the door. He paused just outside the door, "Uh, you'll have to open it, I can't enter any of the rooms here until you open the door first." Bill said with an embarrassed blush. Dipper nodded and stepped forward and opened the door. Inside was a brilliant blue core of magic, bound tightly in several chains. "Holy shit, you weren't kidding, were you Bill?" Dipper asked in a whisper. "Nope!" Bill replied, popping the 'p'. Bill brushed by Dipper and entered the room and walked right up to the tightly bound core. He popped his fingers before grabbing a hold of a chain and pulling as hard as he could. Dipper felt pain rush through him and he fell to his knees, in pain, "Whatever your gonna do, Bill, do it fast!" He hissed through the pain. Bill looked back at him and let out a string of curses, "I'll try, Pine tree." He answered, before pulling even harder. The chain came free with a loud clang, the rest soon following. Bill quickly grabbed Dipper and stepped out of the room for a moment, as the core rapidly grew and filled Dipper's physical body up with brand new energy. Dipper gasped at the feeling. Bill set Dipper down on his feet, "Alright, which one next, memories, personality, or abilities?" Bill asked him. Dipper glanced at the remaining doors, before pointing at personality. "Let's do that one next." Dipper said, walking over to the door and opening it, letting Bill inside of it. They walked in to see 4 dipper look-a-likes laying asleep and bound. Bill chuckled, "Who would have thought that the different aspects of your personality would look like the alternate versions of you." Bill walked over to the first one. He was taller then the other three in a blue general's suit with a sword in a hilt attached to  his hip. Bill grabbed the bind around him and snapped it, effectively waking him. He shot up like a bolt into the air. "W-what happened!" He exclaimed, before seeing Bill and Dipper, then he calmed down marginally. He glanced at the other 3 in the room and growled, "That bastard Dumbledore! The last thing I remember is trying to fend off his mind magic with the others and then it became too much and then nothing. You, dream demon, how long has it been?" He demanded. Bill chuckled, "Well, first, Im the kids guardian, not just any regular demon. Second, Dippers 15 now." Bill answered. Dipper was still staring at the man in awe. Bill approached the next sleeping dipper look-a-like. He was about Dipper's height, a band-aid on his cheek, wearing a red letter-man jacket, a black undershirt, brown shorts and a pair of green sneakers.  Bill snapped his binds, and gained a similar reaction as the first one. Bill paid it no mind and approached the third one. He wore a dark blue dress shirt with a vest that matched the color of Dipper's magic, and a pair of tight black jeans and a pair of black riding boots, a black cape over it all. Bill made quick work of his binds as well and approached the last one. His appearance made Bill pause for a moment. He was shorter then the first one, but taller then the last two. He wore a black suit with the jacket opened to show his black vest and white dress shirt, he had a top hat and cane laying beside him, and his jacket coat tails closely resembled bat wings. Bill shrugged in an 'oh well' motion and snapped his binds too and took a step back as he quickly sat up in a panic with a shout of "No!" The other four quickly came over upon hearing this. "Bill, what did you do?" Dipper asked him. Bill held his hands up in surrender, "Peace, Pine tree, I did nothing. Why don't you ask him why he's shouting." Bill suggested. Dipper took another glance at Bill, before turning back to the other four.