Red vs Blue Season 4: Male Oc

Rvb S4 E20 "The Arrival"

Wade: I swear, he was distracting us!

Church: And let me guess, when you turned back around, Andy was gone.

Caboose: Yes. He was... gone.

Wade: I bet the reds are doing something with Andy.

Church: Huhh, everybody stay here. I'll be right back.

Doc: Wait, what do you want me to do about the pregnant guy?

Tucker: It's not mine.

Church: He is not pregnant!

Caboose: And what about Andy?

Church: And that's not Andy, just look, stay here!

Wade: Where are you going?

Church: Don't worry about we're I'm going, I need you to stay in charge while I'm gone! (Walks away)

Wade: Alright then.

Tucker: Ahw, would this be a bad time to mention that my stomach just started hurting really bad?

Doc: Oh boy, Wade? Better go boil some water.

Wade: Hopefully the base has gas still. (Walks away)

Caboose: How can you think of soup at a time like this?

Blood Gulch
To Andy translating Lopez's message from Red Command.

Andy/Vic: Here are your orders for winning the war. Eliminate the enemy. Okay, also, try to do better than you are currently doing. And, please win, thank you.

Leo: I could of told you guys, this from the very start!

Sarge: Don't worry about that, Leo! We had fun doing it didn't we?

Leo: (Smiles) I guess so.

Sarge: (Smiles/Whispers) That's my boy.

Grif: That's totally, totally lame. And not at all surprising. Which is also totally, totally lame.

Simmons: I don't know 'bout that Grif, I think there was actually some valuable tactical information in there. Right Sarge?

Sarge: Simmons have you lost your last marble? That was pure nonsense!

Simmons: Oh, that's what I meant.

Leo: Eliminate the enemy, we've been trying to do that for the past years! I'm starting to think command, has lost it!

Grif: Lost it? When did they have it?

Donut sees Church coming, towards them from a distance.

Donut: Uh, speaking of the enemy, here comes one now!

Leo: (Takes a closer) That's looks like..... (Sighs) Church.

Grif: Hey, let's eliminate him! Then we'll have one less thing in the to-do list!

Sarge: Uhh, I'm just so depressed. I can't even threaten your life for being a total jackass....Jackass. I'll kill ya!

Donut: Nah, I don't think eliminating him is gonna be easy. It looks like he's bringing his tank with him.

Leo: Well, there's no shame in trying.

Simmons: What're you talking about Donut, the tank isn't coming out here. Look it's not even moving.

Donut: Yes it is, look!