Red Base
To the inside of Red Base. Sarge and Leo are walking through the base, until the see Grif and Simmons at the exit of the base.
Simmons: Sarge, finally, I need to tell you what the Blues are planning.
Sarge: I thought I told you idiots not to let this traitorous scumbag in the base!
Simmons: Good to see you too, sir.
Leo: So, what's the story here?
Grif: Simmons got mad about an Imaginary tank, switched teams and give the blues an extra man and then crawled back to us.
Leo: (Sighs) I can't leave you guys alone for one day, can I?
Simmons: None, of this would of happened if Leo was here!
Leo: I was to busy dealing with an Alien quest!
Sarge: Calm your roosters! (To Grif) Now why is this traitor in our base!
Grif: I didn't let him in the base.
Sarge: He's standing right here.
Grif: Well obviously he penetrated the defensive protocol that me and Private Donut established.
Simmons: Defense protocol? You asked me what the password was.
Grif: And you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way, the password was 'password.'
Grif: It's so obvious, it's impossible to guess!
Leo: Why do we still have that as the password?
Sarge: Diabolical.
Simmons: A password should contain at least one number, and one letter. For example, your password would be "2dumb2live".
Sarge: Excellent burn.
Simmons: Thank you, sir.
Sarge: Traitor.
Simmons: Dammit.
Sarge: Grif's stupidity aside, I'm not speaking with you until we punish your insubordination and treason.
Simmons: How about I just trade you the information that I learned from the Blues?
Sarge: No! We have to have a trial. Right here, right now.
Leo: Um but, da- I mean Sarge, why don't we just let Simmons tell us the information
Sarge: He can, after the trial!
Simmons: What? We don't even have a judge.
Sarge: Inaffirmative. In my civilian life, I worked as a judge for many years.
Grif: What level? Municipal? Federal?
Sarge: Livestock. And occasionally agriculture. Now let's find out if Simmons is guilty of treason or best in breed.
Leo: Is that even a court?
Simmons: Yeah, I don't recognize the authority of this court.
Sarge: No-one cares what a convicted criminal thinks.
Simmons: But aren't I innocent until you prove me guilty?
Sarge: Nonsense! Why would we waste time having trials for innocent people? That would be a waste of resources.
Simmons: But I'm not guilty until you hold trial and convict me.
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Red vs Blue Season 4: Male Oc
AdventureRvb Season 4, while Leo joins the blues on their quest, the reds start to have their own battle with a new blue joining the adventure. The Oc Leo is owned by Me The Oc Wade is owned by @DeadMC55 Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
