Sarge: So you admit it's a foregone conclusion!
Simmons: No- wait, I mean no- yes-no, that was right, I think.
Leo: I'm sure, there's another solution to this.
Simmons: Surely we can have a vote instead!
Sarge: A vote on how you'll be executed?
Simmons: Never mind.
Grif: Okay, this is officially more boring than any of the other times I've been to court. Permission to sigh and walk away sir?
Sarge: Permission denied. If you leave, Simmons won't have anybody to defend him!
Simmons: Whowowowhoa wait a second, I prefer to defend myself.
Sarge: I knew you'd say that, and as the old saying goes, a person who chooses to defend himself, has a fool for a lawyer. And that fool is Grif.
Grif: Who's the prosecution?
Sarge: Why I am of course.
Simmons: You're the judge and the prosecutor? That's a conflict of interest.
Sarge: I object to that as speculative. And I also sustain my own objection.
Grif: Uh, we'd like to enter a plea.
Simmons: What?
Grif: Look it's only a matter of time before Donut finds out we're having this trial.
Sarge: I'm listening.
Leo: Why would you be worried about Don- ....Oooo, crap.
Grif: That's why Leo, if Sarge is the judge and the DA, and I'm the defense, you know Donut's gonna wanna be the bailiff, and that means he's gonna wanna wear the cop uniform with the short shorts.
Simmons: (groans) Officer Hot-pants.
Leo: (Shivers) I still get nightmares of that.
Grif: Exactly. And I think we can all remember that dance routine from Sarge's birthday party.
Past
To Leo, Grif and Simmons from the past looking at an enormous cake.
Simmons: Oh my God, that cake is huge! It's big enough to fit a person in it.
Leo: (Suspicious) Why does this cake taste off, a bit.
Grif: Why does the cake smell like baby oil? Oh God, where's Donut?!
Leo: (About to puke) Oh god! Someone get me a bucket!
Present
Back to the present in red base.
Leo: (Grim) I'm never eating cake again.
Sarge: Hrh, okay. We'll commute Simmons' sentence in favour of time served.
Grif: With time off for good behaviour.
Sarge: No-one wants a messy trial.
Grif: I also think he should pay a hefty fine, which we can split.
Sarge: Agreed.
Leo: Isn't that a bit, to much?
Simmons: I didn't do anything, tho!
Grif: You just keep your mouth shut. And don't talk to the press.
Donut: Hey, what's goin' on in there?
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Red vs Blue Season 4: Male Oc
AdventureRvb Season 4, while Leo joins the blues on their quest, the reds start to have their own battle with a new blue joining the adventure. The Oc Leo is owned by Me The Oc Wade is owned by @DeadMC55 Red vs Blue is owned by "Rooster Teeth"
Rvb S4 E17 "Right to Remain Slienced"
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