How do you almost die?
Aries: The Rake almost killed you
Taurus: You made fun of Laughing Jack's nose
Gemini: You told Toby he's a freak for his tics and twitches
Cancer: You sided with Jeff over Jane•so she tried to kill you•
Leo: Offenderman got mad because you didn't accept his rose
Virgo: You stepped on Grinny Cat's foot and broke it
Libra: You made fun of Lost Silver because he has no legs or arms
Scorpio: You thought Masky was a girl because of his mask
Sagittarius: You called Slenderman a ghosty marshmallow
Capricorn: You kept asking Clockwork for the time on her eye
Aquarius: You called BRVR a knockoff Pikachu
Pisces: You told Trendorman that his designs were ugly
