Who breaks your TV and why?
Aries: Ticci Toby •didn't like the show you were watching•
Taurus: Jeff the Killer •he is an asshole•
Gemini: Eyeless Jack •he was being chased by Smile Dog•
Cancer: Slenderman •you didn't do your chores•
Leo: BEN DROWNED •you beat him at Mario Kart 8•
Virgo: Grinny Cat •he jumped on it because he made Smile Dog mad•
Libra: Splendorman •his tentacle accidentally hit it•
Scorpio: Laughing Jack •the dumbass wasn't looking where he was going•
Sagittarius: Clockwork •she breaks everything you own•
Capricorn: Jane the Killer •she saw you kissing Jeff•
Aquarius: Smile Dog •Jeff put him up to it•
Pisces: Masky •you were watching Marble Hornets•
