DragonMaster, Geek62, TheLadiesMan, and Explosions41 are online.
DragonMaster: sup
Geek62: sup
Explosions 41; ah privet comrades
Everyone: ???
Explosions41: it's Russian. Don't expect you simpletons to understand. Vse oni takiye glupyye, dazhe sboy. A few tips I got from Vladimir the Great
TheLadiesMan: I'm sorry, you met who?
DragonMaster: alright Tuff, that's enough
TheFearless27, Boom, BerserkerAxeGirl, and DerangedChief75 are online.
TheFearless27: Guys, there is a ship approaching
DragonMaster: what?
BerserkerAxeGirl: it doesn't look Viking or Hunter
TheLadiesMan: so who is it then? And how did they find the edge?
Dragonborn69 has joined the chat
Dragonborn69: yo
DragonMaster HOLY THOR
DerangedChief75: OH MY ODIN
TheFearless27: HOLY SHIT
Everyone; WHAT THE HELL
Dragonborn69: Don't worry, I'm here to protect you guys
DragonMaster: HOW DO YOU HAVE A PHONE, ANDFgsd HOW DISm Uou Find The edgE??!?!?!??
Dragonborn69: I summoned a phone, and I sensed a dragon presence, so I've come to rescue you.
DragonMaster: RESCUE? What do you mean RESCUE?
Dragonborn69: to kill the dragons, duh?
TheLadiesMan: KILL? YOU STAY AWAY FROM HOOKFANG!
Dragonborn69: oh you mean the red one? Oops
Hookfang: *Just fucking dies*
TheLadiesMan: 😱😱😱😱
TheFearless27: 😱😱😱😱😱😱
DragonMaster:😱😱😱😱
Geek62:😱😱😱😱
TheLadiesMan: HOOKFANG!!!!!
Geek62: YOU ASSHOLE!!!
DragonMaster: TOOTHLESS ATTACK!
Toothless: *charges with plasma blast ready*
Dragonborn69: oh that's a beautiful dragon *pulls out daedric bow* it would be such a shame if it DIED
Dragonborn69: *shoots toothless*
Toothless: Bleh *drops dead*
Everyone: 😱😱😱😱
DragonMaster: Toothless!! *cries* you monster!
Dragonborn69: just doing ma job.
Dragonborn69: *casually kills stormfly*
Everyone:😱😱😱😱😱😱
DragonMaster: RUN!!!!
Dragonborn69: oh no you don't traitor
Dragonborn69 FUS RO DAH!!!
Everyone: *gets thrown back 100 ft into air*
DragonMaster: *wakes up scared shitless* NO!
DragonMaster: *looks around*
DragonMaster: oh it was just a nightmare
DragonMaster: *falls asleep*
DragonMaster is offline
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HTTYD RTTE TEXTING
HumorIf the RTTE gang had phones... Based of a similar book by Hannah and Silver Wolf.
