Team _IAR in RWBY Chibi! (Sephiroth!Male!Reader x Ruby Rose)

RWBY Chibi Episode 24

Ruby returns to the foreground.

Ruby: And...

Jaune: I think you're going to say—

Weiss: No.

Ruby returns to the foreground again.

Ruby: Swing and a miss!

Studio laughter.

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Scene cuts to a commercial. Pyrrha sits at a table with a bowl of cereal in front of her. She talks to the camera in starts, as though reluctant to get the words out.

Pyrrha: Everyone knows that a pre-fight meal is the most important. That's why I always turn to Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes before a match.

Pyrrha eats a spoonful of cereal and does her best not to gag.

Pyrrha: Mmm, taste that? That tastes like... victory.

Voiceover 2: Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes. The tasty treat that'll toughen your tummy.

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Scene cuts to another commercial. Torchwick walks across and empty room toward Neo, who is holding a tub of ice cream.

Torchwick: I remember a simpler time, a time when three flavors of ice cream were all you needed. That's why I stuck with Neo's Neo.

Neo offers up ice cream tub.

Torchwick: So don't listen to our competitors. Try Neo's Neo today! It's definitely not poison.

Voiceover 3: Warning: Neo's neopolitan ice cream is considered a hazard by the The Remnant Food Bureau. Eat at your own risk. It's probably poison.

Neo holds up a sign that reads: It's not.

She winks.

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Scene cuts to the Chibi kitchen and lounge area. Emerald and Mercury sit on a couch, leaning away from Zwei who is staring at them from the opposite end. Cinder talks heatedly at Neo, who's sitting on the armchair. The camera pans from them to Team RWBY standing in front of the kitchen island.

Yang: Well, looks like the end of the year dance was a success.

Ruby: Nailed it!

Yang: Hey, that's my line!

Sun enters walks up to Blake from inside the lounge.

Sun: Uh, hey, Blake.

Studio cheers. Sun strikes a pose that shows off his abs.

Blake: Hello, Sun.

Sun: You know, I got two tickets to the gun show, if you want to join me on the dance floor.

Studio claps and catcalls a bit.

Blake: That's the cheesiest thing I've ever heard. No. Besides, Yang and me are already a thing.

Studio awws in dissapointment.

Neptune Venters and stands between them.

Neptune: Wait! I want to go to a gun show. You promised the next free time you had we'd get to hang out. Just us guys! Keeping it real. What's more awesome and manly than a gun show?

Studio giggles a bit.

Sun: No, that's not what I meant!

Neptune grabs Sun by the arm and drags him away.

Neptune: Oh, no. I'm not taking no for an answer.

Studio laughter.

Yang: Well, Blake, you win some; you win some because you are dating me and not him.

Weiss: Hey, wasn't Team JNPR and _IAR supposed to be here with the cake?

Ruby: They were?

Weiss: Yeah, I told Nora to bring cake.

Yang: Nora?

Yang and Ruby: You don't think...

At the archway, Neptune is staring at a wall of pancakes.

Neptune: Hey, didn't there use to be an exit here?

Neptune pulls at a pancake.

Yang and Ruby: No, don't!

The pancakes crash into the room, bringing Team JNPR with them. The studio cheers and laughs continually through Nora's first line. Nora hops down off the top.

Nora: Ha ha ha! I know you said cake, Weiss, but you didn't say what kind!

Ren: Mind if we borrow your scythe to cut up and serve some slices?

Ruby: OK, but be careful. Remember... it's also a gun!

Loud studio laughter.

Ruby: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out tonight!

Loud studio cheering.

Ruby: Give it up for our wonderful cast!

The camera swings around and the cheering studio audience is revealed to be all Shadow People.

The camera pans out to show the set, with all the actors in a line and waving. Torchwick enters through the now pancake-less open door, Neo right beside him. The Shopkeep stands on the end, wearing a Beowolf costume with the head off. _IAR joins them and waves with a smile.

Ruby: We want to thank our producers, the five people behind the cameras here! We want to thank ou- our sponsors for making this possible! Oh, the Vale Kingdom Quartet, everyone! We love you all; we hope you've had fun! And we'll see you next season! Thank you, good night!