WonderWall|Dylan O'Brien

05 "Thankyou!now let me sit on your face"

IMESSAGE GC
"JUST A BUNCH OF LOSERS"
Cameron[not a Charlie's Angel]
Remmy[Remy Ma the rapper]
Lainey[Elaine the pain]

Not a Charlie's angel:
EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!
EMERGENCY MEETING!!
HELOOOOOOOO
I NEED MY BITCHES
WHERE ARE YOU?
Hello? I need attention?!

Remy Ma the rapper:
Yes?
You called your highness

Elaine the pain:
IM HERE!!
What do you need?
Are you in trouble?
Hungry? Dying? Crying?
I'll come back if your crying?
I can't let my boo cry!!!
REMMY WE NEED TO HELP!!!

Not a Charlie's angel:
Normally I would appreciate your sarcasm
Remmy but at this moment in time it is not called for
And yes to answer you question Laines I am dying !!

Elaine the pain:
Who killed you?!
Which bitch do I have to beat?

Remy Ma the rapper:
Laine I hate to break it to you sweets
But you couldn't hurt a fly..

Elaine the pain:
Well why should I hurt a fly?
What has the fly ever done to you?
I personally think that its injustice
To hurt a small insect or anyone
For that matter

Remy Ma the rapper:
But...you just said you would
Beat the person who killed cams?

Elaine the pain:
Yes well I'll throw my morals
Out of the window when it comes
To our Cameron, nobody Hurts her

Not a Charlie's angel:
Awhhh babeee
I love you!!

Remy Ma the rapper:
Okay this is all good and fresh
But why was we summoned?

Not a Charlie's angel:
Okay well I am dying

Elaine the pain:
From what?

Not a Charlie's angel:
Happiness and the technical word for
Freaking out

Remy Ma the rapper:
Going insane?
But why?
Ohhhhhhh
I know why now
You on about the comment?

Not a Charlie's angel:
Of course I'm on about the friggin comment!!
How are you not freaked like me?!
Dylan fucking O'Brien called me gOrGEoUs!!!

Remy Ma the rapper:
Oh I am but internally

Elaine the pain:
What comment?
oh wait..
Lemme look
OH SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!
AND THE BACKDOOR!!!
AND THE DOGGY DOOR!!!!
NO FREAKING WAYYYYY

Not a Charlie's angel:
I KNOWWWWWW

Elaine the pain:
Hang on...
What the hell was that lame ass comment back?!
"Thanks stilinski"?????
I did not raise my girl to have weak ass comments, babe you need to step it up

Not a Charlie's angel:
Well what was I suppose to say?
"Thank you! now let me sit on your face"
"So are you..?"
"Errr..cheers?"
"Can I have you between my legs?"

Remy Ma the rapper:
I would have filed for a restraining order if you said the first and last one...
Babe you just need to stop being
So awkward

Not a Charlie's angel:
That's easy for you to say
I am the most awkward and lame
Person in the world
I'm not good talking to boys..
I literally have no filter I'm worse that Lainey

Remy Ma the rapper:
Nobody is worse than laines
But you just need to loosen up a little

Elaine the pain:
I'm not that bad

Not a Charlie's angel:
Babe one time you tried to kiss a girl by
Asking if she would take out your contact..

Elaine the pain:
Hey!! That would have worked
If she didn't have a boyfriend

Remy Ma the rapper:
Or even if you wore contacts

Elaine the pain:
Okay I admit it wasn't my best work
But stop deflecting it on me Cam
This is about you and your obscenely
Pathetic attempt at flirting

Not a Charlie's angel:
Hmm okay well what should I do now?

Remy Ma the rapper:
MESSAGE HIM!!
Jeez babe come on

Elaine the pain:
Tap his ass
But yeah sure messaged him first

Not a Charlie's angel:
But I don't have his number?

Remy Ma the rapper:
Wow...it's like you don't notice
How stupid you sound

Elaine the pain:
That's why we have dm girllll

Not a Charlie's angel:
Thanks for your support guys....
But your right I'm gunna take
This situation by the dick and messaged him
Like I'm an independent woman
Who can concur the fucking world
Including messaging someone
As seriously hot as Dylan O'Brien

Elaine the pain:
WOOOHOOOO
THATS MY GIRLLLLL

Remy Ma the rapper:
Yessss babe you grab that dick!!!