Bad gay jokes

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Fanny heard some unusual laughing through the trees ahead.
Since he was lonely, he decided to fuck his last tree and head towards it.

In fact fanny was very horny, so on the way, he smashed as many trees as he could.
"Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuuuuuuhhhh"
Now he was really wet, but he didn't care.
He peered through the trees and saw...
THOMAS AND BOB

"HEY FANNY LISTEN TO OUR JOKES" thomas said, he didn't even care that fanny had been missing.
"You have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, so what do you have?"
"Nononojugfdsesea!"fanny said-'I dont know u fucking asshole'
"HULKS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH" thomas and bob said at the same time
THEY WERE WHEEZING AND WANKING
The joke REALLY pissed fanny off.

"HERE IS ANOTHER ONE" bob wheezed
"What do a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?"
"THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH IT, THE HARDER IT GETs"
BOB AND THOMAS WERE ONCE AGAIN ALMOST DYING.
But fanny was so annoyed he might gobble their penis off them.

"Okokok" Thomas wheezed "ONE MORE"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob"?
"IF WE DONT GET SOME SUPPORT, PEOPLE WILL THINK WE'RE NUTS"
Fanny had enough
"RRRRRRRRRERDDREEREEEREREEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEESEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
HE GOBBLED OF THOMAS' PENIS IN SECONDS.
Bobs penis was quite moist so he nibbled on it for a bit, BEFORE YANKING IT AWAY.

Before leaving he made them suck his long nose.
After that he disappeared.
Leaving bob and thomas behind.

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