A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...
GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.Then;
DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.
DAD: Okay, don't forget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.
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