I'M THE QUEEN OF IRONIC CLICHES lets be real.
Today, folks, I am going to be giving you some cliche character rules.
The Main Character
• Must be female
• Must be either super short or super tall
• Must be perfect
• Must think she's ugly
• Must be "kind and protective but also shy but also will always stand up for her friends but also needs to be protected but also she's an independent woman but also like to be dominated but also she has a personality I swear! :3"
• Must be an aspiring writer/author but completely forgets about all her dreams
• MUST BE A NERD!!
• MUST BE BULLIED!
• MUST BE STRAIGHT!
• Name must be basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukk
~ EXAMPLE ~
Name: Skylar
Gender: Female, duhh ~
Sexuality: Doesn't even know that other girls have boobs
Age: 17
Height: 9'11" feet
Body Type: Think pornstar but with natural breasts
Boobs: Perky Double F's (does that exist? Idk) that don't sag and are always hard.
Clothing Style: NOT SLUTTY!!!1!!!11 she has self respect :33<<< (PIC AT TOP!!)
Eyes: PURPLE
Lips: SOFT KISSABLE BIG RED UNCHAPPED SOFT RED LIPS (she doesn't need lipstick lolololol)
Hair: Volumous and she naturally wakes up with perfectly styled hair every day it's her best talent!
Personality: What's that? Oh...OH YOU MEAN like what kind of superpowers she has? Well, for starters she is the chosen one, the super mega awesome god of everything, goes to a spy school, Hogwarts, is divergent, BFF's with Katniss Everdeen, has wings, everyone falls in love with her, etc etc.
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