tokyo ghoul boyfriend scenarios

one-shot book is out

title, says it all

i have nothing to say 

ayato:idiot then why did u put it in the title?

me:*glares* shut up, i was lazy

ayato:make me lazy ass

me:tsundere bunny!

ayato:don't tell me u just called me tsundere bunny? *rolls eyes*

me:*song plays in the background*bitch u guess! it Oh u was right

ayato:dumbass

me:well at least i know my memes!

ayato"*rolls eyes*

kaneki:tame those eye rolls, man maybe it has become an Excercise for ur eyes!

me:lol....this little story thing sucks

ayato:it never sucks when i am around *poses*

me:....it is time to call for...

kaneki:oh no

ayato:what?

me"RIZE jk, i was calling for haise

kaneki: *goes on knees* why u must replace meh!!

ayato:well at least he isn't annoying at u

haise:hey What do you call a fish without eyes?fsh!

ayato:...nevermind

kaneki:u replace me with this nerd!

me:"chill he is hot- cute- er he is a nerd

haise:hey *pouts*

kaneki:*walks away*

me:aww kaneki are u jelly

kaneki:don't talk to me

me:*sighs* well this sucked, see u in the one-shot book,bye...ayato say bye

ayato:no

me:do it

ayato:no

me:haise will do it

haise:*smiles* bye! see u there if u want to hear my jokes

me:now do it

ayato:*sighs* bye

me:*smiles* good, bye bye everyone.

all:BYE