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My friend asked me how Yoko Ono wasn't dead yet.

I shrugged.

But then my teacher said...

It's because Death said Ono!

Anyway afterwords my friends pretended we were The Beatles (according to our height, I was Ringo, of course.)

It was a day full of Beatles references and I can't believe my teacher made a joke like that!

It was not meant to be offensive as I know some of you like Yoko.

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