Three. Tiresome jokes

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Hiyaa guys. Done with my official exams....(one or two presentations are left) so I'm officially gonna update more frequently! Look at my dedication guys...I mean tbh I'm gonna upload everyday cause I'll be bored in my vacations so...more-so of 'dedication' quote on quote. But enough about me. You enjoy! Ah. I'm so relieved. Finally I get a chance to breathe after a month of hell in examination rooms.
Let's go...
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🕛 Dawn. 9:00 pm.
Toni is an idiot: What do you call a gay scientist?
Cheryl: Ugh. I don't know Toni what do you call a gay scientist🙄?
Toni is an idiot: A 'homo-sapien'
Cheryl: wow I'm so impressed.
Toni is an idiot: I know.
Cheryl: ok...that was sarcasm...but...anyways...my very obedient friend can you please not disturb me in my beauty sleep?
Toni is an idiot: How do 5 gay men walk?
Cheryl: Ugh I don't know Toni how do five gay men walk?
Toni is an idiot: In 'one direction'
Cheryl: don't tell me,was that a band joke?
Toni is an idiot: where does Cheryl sleep when there a guests in her house?
Cheryl: in the closet.
Toni is an idiot: Hahahaha...Wait was that a metaphor for something else?
Cheryl: dammit I should have thought about that.
Toni is an idiot: ...
Cheryl: are you done now?
Toni: get ready.
Cheryl: I'm confused but okay...
Toni is an idiot: Oh my god you're 'confused' get it? Oh my....hahahaha!
Cheryl: wow, haha I'm dying of laughter.
Toni is an idiot: sarcasm?
Cheryl: mhm.
Toni is an idiot: ok then.

Cheryl: Oh my lordToni is an idiot: look at this too

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Cheryl: Oh my lord
Toni is an idiot: look at this too.

Cheryl: why am I biting my nails right now? Because I want death

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Cheryl: why am I biting my nails right now? Because I want death.
Toni in an idiot: or because there might be a teeny tiny bit of a percentage that you're frustrated that you can't make these jokes cause she you're closeted.
Cheryl: for the billionth time. I am straight. Look at this: I had a boyfriend.

Toni is an idiot: Well you might not know that a guy might be f**king him from behind on the other end

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Toni is an idiot: Well you might not know that a guy might be f**king him from behind on the other end. Get it?
Cheryl: not funny.
Toni is an idiot: sorry...i guess Im not that experienced in relationships
Cheryl: no no it's fine...he was a liar anyway, he might as well be gay,
Toni is an idiot: Yeah. But no matter what, you can dump your sh*t on me k?
Cheryl: wow...simple but effective.
Toni is an idiot is typing
Toni is an idiot: Oh so I got this conditioner that you'll like.

Toni is an idiot is typingToni is an idiot: Oh so I got this conditioner that you'll like

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Cheryl: end me.
Toni is an idiot: ;)
Cheryl: since we're on the topic
Cheryl: and quick question how did you find out that you were gay?
Toni is an idiot: me? Well it's stupid
Cheryl: go on sister.
Toni is an idiot: don't call me sister-you know what?nevertheless...was 13. There was this cute girl in class. She had ginger red hair and freckles under her eyes. She used to be a popular girl in northside riverdale high. But I shifted to Southside so I never saw her again. That's pretty much it I guess
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Toni is an idiot: Uh...
Cheryl is offline.
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Bye readers, no comment whatsoever.

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