MPHFPC RANDOMNESS

I'm bored

Horace ( about Enoch)- Look at my flaming homosexual bf

Horace- Oh, wait he's actually on fire- EMMA STOP

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Horace- How re you feeling?

Enoch-  I've got this headache that comes and goes.

Jacob- * walks into room*

Enoch- Here it is again.

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Jacob- Wait, you'd take a bullet for me?

Emma- I would do anything for you darling.

Emma- except eat a cucumber, those things are nasty.

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Wight- Tell us where your ymbrine is and we'll kill you

Emma- Don't you mean or you'll kill us

Wight- Fine. Tell us where you ymbrine is or we'll kill you

Hugh- Well which is it? Seems like a pretty crucial conjunction to me.

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Enoch- I know we don't always see eye to eye on things

Jacob- Thats because your to short.

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Enoch- I swear to God if you say its yanney...

Jacob- ITS YANNEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE

Enoch- ITS LAUREL...GOD-

( its yanney)

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Random Person- STOP MAKING EVERYTHING GAY

Horace- * throws a fistful of glitter* Taste the rainbow, bitch

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Bentham- alright, what're your names?

Emma- don't tell him, Jacob

Bentham- ...

Emma- oh shit

Jacob- way to go, Emma

Bentham-

Jacob- fuck

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Jacob- * mentions how much he wants to kiss Emma*

Joel and peter- Shut the

Peter and joel- fuck up

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*All the Peculiar Children have just been captured by Caul and are locked in a cell, Horace awakens from a vision*

Horace: Friends, I know what will save us from our wretched circumstances!

Claire: lol wut

Horace: All we need is for Miss Peregrine to smuggle it to us.

Everyone: Well what is it?!?

Horace: Our secret weapon is knitting needles!

Enoch: We're all literally going to die.

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Wight- * holds gun up*

Millard- Hoe don't do it

Wight- *Shoots*

Millard- Son of bitch

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