Chapter eleven

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Jiro: I wanna die

Todoroki: WoW

Todoroki: I'm surprised but same tbh

Jiro: We have a lot in common I never realized

Todoroki: Likewise

Jiro: Except you talk in a super formal manner. No wonder all the ladies are at your feet.

Todoroki: I guess it's too bad that I'm not interested in them.

Jiro: O O F

Jiro: You're like the dream guy, I would totally date you if it wasn't for the fact that you don't have a vagina.

Todoroki: You are also the dream girl. I would definitely date you if it wasn't for the fact that you do not have a penis.

Jiro: what if i have a penis ? You never know.

Todoroki: If you do then that would be an interesting turn of events.

Jiro: Sadly I don't.

Todoroki: Oof

Jiro: What even is this chapter

Todoroki:  i honestly do not know.

Jiro: The author feels pressured an her anxiety is getting the best of her when writing these. The fact that it has to be good and it has to be done is hella stressful.

Todoroki: Yeah, plus she has a lot going on in her life right now.

Jiro: She probably won't update as much as she used to.

Todoroki: But she still will. Because she can't disappoint the readers.

Jiro: She won't update as much but make the chapters even better.

Todoroki: Which is an upgrade if you think about it

Mina: What are you guys talking about ????

Todoroki: Nothing

Jiro: Nothing

Jiro: DONT BACKREAD BTW

Todoroki: OH CRAP YEAH DONT

Mina: Why do you say that ? It makes me want to backread when I wasn't even going to do it in the first place .-.

Jiro: shit u rite

Mina: I just back read

Jiro: GOD DAMMIT MINA

Mina: Don't worry your secret is safe with me.

Mina: you should erase those messages though

Jiro: I'll erase the whole penis and vagina thing. That's three messages from me.

Todoroki: and I'll erase the whole penis thing. That's two messages from me.

Jiro deleted three messages

Todoroki deleted two messages

Jiro: we should also delete the ones talking about deleting. Including the one I'm typing right now

Jiro deleted two messages

Todoroki deleted one message

Jiro: Anyways where were we ?

Todoroki: How i would date you  if it wasn't for the fact that I'm not romantically  attracted to you. You're an amazing person though.

Jiro: Ditto

Mina: I still ship it

Jiro: GOD DAMMIT MINA

Mina: ehehheheeh

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