Nat: Hey guys
Sharon: hey
Pepper: hey
Wanda: Is this group chat?
Wanda: I thought only Tony did these
Nat: But I don't do mine at 2 in the morning
Wanda: true
Nat: anyway, I found out that the guys have a secret chat and I decided that we should have one too
Pepper: YAS.
Sharon: The Sisters United
Wanda: Where we can be weird and no one will care
Nat: Exactly.
Nat: I also have an idea for a prank, if anyone's interested
Pepper: Would this happen to be the idea about Tony's suits
Nat: Yes
Pepper: It's immature, but I like it
Wanda: What idea?
Sharon: What's going on?
Nat: So Tony has all these suits...And I have all this pink paint and Hello Kitty stickers from when I went shopping at Target and Lowe's
Sharon: Oh this is gonna be good
Wanda: Say no more, I'm in
Pepper: Well, we'll have to wait till tomorrow, bc I'm in a meeting rn
Pepper: With Tony and some dumb CEOs
Pepper: And he doesn't look that thrilled that im texting while he's talking
Nat: Which is completely unfair, bc he texts when Steve is going over missions
Pepper: yeah, he's a handful
Sharon: All of our men are handfuls
Nat: true
Pepper: Wait, Steve is a handful?
Pepper: I would think he'd be the best boyfriend ever
Nat: He is, but sometimes he gets really overprotective
Pepper: Well that's understandable
Pepper: i mean, his last two girlfriends didn't exactly work out
Wanda: Two?
Wanda: I thought he only had the one
Sharon: I might have dated him for, like, two days
Wanda: WHAT
Wanda: How did I not know about this
Sharon: Well, you weren't there and it was kind of like a fling. So we didn't spread it around
Pepper: Anyway, i can understand why he'd be overprotective.
Nat: I can, too. It just gets annoying.
Nat: Like, yesterday we had a mission together and I didn't get to hit a single person. he took them all out, just because one of them called me a 'pretty little thing'.
Pepper: But that's so cute tho
Nat: But annoying
Pepper: but cute
Pepper: I could fight u all day, sister
Nat: Fine.
Nat: it was cute
Nat: and I may have smiled
Nat: But it was still annoying
