SwanQueen One Shots - Book Two

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Snow: Why would I want to be a Princess when I have you that treats me like the Queen I am?

Emma: Why can't we be like that?

Regina: Because you're a peasent, get it together Em-ma

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Regina: I want to take you out

Emma: Like in a date way or in a I'm going to kill you way?

Regina: I haven't decided yet

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Emma: How do you usually get out of these messes?

Regina: I don't. I just make a bigger one that cancels the first one

Killian: That explains it

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Snow: Honestly, that lasagna was the best thing I've ever tasted

Snow: Hey Emma, was that not the best thing you've tasted?

Emma: I've tasted better

Snow: So what's the best thing you've tasted?

Emma: Regina

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Robin: Am I ugly?

Regina: God made no one ugly

Robin: Oh thanks

Regina: Who the hell made you though

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Killian: Come on guys. There's a giant creature just hanging by the town line that's managing to cast a cloud that's sucking up anyone that steps outside. How do we defeat this demon creature? We have to think straight

Emma: Well shit then, bye guys. Good luck

Killian: Emma, I swear to god now is not the time

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Regina: Emma, I screwed up big time

Emma: Regina, given your daily life experiences you're gonna have to be more specific

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Emma: Wish me luck Regina

Regina: I'll pray for you

Regina: Well not pray 'cause there's only one thing I get on my knees for and that's not it

Emma: I fucking love you sometimes

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David: Snow, If I were a gardener I'd put our "two-lips" together.

Snow: Aww, Charming!

Emma: Hey Regina. If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Regina: Wow, thanks

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Killian: My mind has gone completely blank since Henry introduced me to crossword puzzles. The most easiest questions seem the hardest. Who invented this stupid game.

Regina: What's the issue?

Killian: I need a four letter word for top

Regina Emma

Killian: ...It fits

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Robin: Regina asked me out