My Jams, and How They Changed my Life {ONGOING}

Jam Syndrome

Hello, my name is Park Jimin and I suffer from a disorder known as 'Jam Syndrome'.

'Jam Syndrome' is quite common. Twenty-three people across the world have also been diagnosed. I know, it's hard to believe.

There are many effects of Jam Syndrome. These effects include;
~ High-pitched voice. Jungkookie teases me about this a lot. w-w
~ Being cute. I really dislike this effect because I want to be cool and sweg like Yoongi hyung, but sadly its not possible for me. ;-;
~ Being short. All of the members tease about this. Being short has many benefits though! Like.. um.. uhh..

There are a lot, okay?

~ Being clumsy. I am clumsy, and I know it >.<

See, now? JAM SYNDROME SUCKS!

Anyway...

I was diagnosed at quite an early age - eighteen. I still remember the day when Doctor Namjoon told me the news.

That day - July 18th, 2014 - was the day my life changed forever.

I was on a plane flying to Los Angeles with some of my closest friends. A few days prior to this, I had been at Dr Namjoon's office, talking to him about some of the symptoms I had been experiencing. He said that he would get back to me about it later - and apparently later was while I was on an aeroplane.

I was talking to Hobi when my phone suddenly began ringing.

"CAUGHT IN A LIEEE!" shrieked my phone.

Hobi chuckled quietly at my gorgeous ringtone as I quickly seized my phone. I accepted the call and held the phone up to my ears.

"Hello, Park Jimin speaking," I smiled.

"Ah! Jimin! It's Doctor Kim Namjoon, ringing about your latest appointment here."

"Oh! Great! So, what's the news!"

"Well, uh. It's not great..."

My heart skipped a beat.

"I'm so sorry to inform you but...

Jimin. You got no jams."