A: …..

Mino: You know I’m right. Global warming, oil spills, tree deforestation, air pollution, water pollution, the extinction of many many species…. Including mine.

A: Your species went…

Mino: I don’t know that for sure. But what I do know is that, I’m the only one left of my kind. Haven’t met anyone that was like me and I might never.

A: Humans can’t be what caused your species to extinct, it might’ve been in an earthquake or something.

Mino: (In a sad tone) I know for a fact that it was humans who did it. It’s the only piece of memory I have besides my name.

A: Mino…. I’m–

Mino: It’s fine, I’m still happy and smiling.

A: Listen to me, I–

Mino: Well, let’s get down to business! I’m here to help you!

A: You’re not listening to me, Mino. I’m trying to–

Mino: My job is to help people! Academic wise that is and it looks like you’ll be my biggest c–

A: WOULD YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME?!

Mino: !

A: (sighs) I’m trying to be empathic but you keep interrupting me!

Mino: Sorry…

A: Whatever. So you’re here to help me pass high school, huh?

Mino: Y-yeah! That’s basically my life job right now. The only fee you have to pay is to provide a warm shelter and food for me.

A: Done! With you, I can pass anything with ease!

Mino: It doesn’t work that way. I’m here to HELP you. In the end, it’s up to your own brain to write all the tests and all that.

A: So you’re basically useless.

Mino: Noooo… Ahem. Not only that, I can also help you with any emotional problems since you look like you’re in your puberty phase, I can help you understand what’s going on with all the changes in your body and have ‘the talk’ with you.

A: … … It’s decided. I’ll just keep you as a pet.

Mino: Hey! You should be practically BEGGING for me to help you and offer my assistance to you.

A: (pets Mino on the head) Good, Mino. Good girl.

Mino: (Grumbles in anger)

Romaji script –

[A is a guy and Mino is a female with a cute voice. Her voice doesn’t have to be, but it’s to differentiate size and… yeah…]

A: Kuuuusooo, shukudai, oosugi!

Mino: (Grunts a little, struggling to get inside the boy’s room through the window but the window is closed.)

A: Mou, akirameta. KAKI GAKKOU, IKU ZEEE!! (messes up his hair in frustration.) Moooouuuuuuuuu

Mino: (Knocks on the window quietly in little taps and says in a muffled voice) A-Ano..?

A: ZETTAI SHIPPAI SURU SHIPPAI SURU SHIPPAI SURUUUU.

Mino: A-A-Anoooooo???

A: NANDE ORE NO JINSEI WA KONNA NI–

Mino: ANOOOO!!!!

A:  Hm?

Mino: //voice is still muffled// Aa, eto, haro! Ano, koko, sugoku samuindesukedo… mado wo akete kurenaika?

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