Stan; lol

Bill; got something to tell us buddy?

Stan; ... no

Bev; he seems unconvinced

Ben; ^

Stan; do u guys this Eddie is straight?

Mike; idk

Bev; he's probably bisexual

Bill; or bi curious

Stan; oh

Stan; ok

Bev; what's going on!?

Stan; nothing

Bill; how do u think richies date went?

Ben; probably really good

Bev; they probably fucked

Mike; nah, Richie isn't like that, sure he makes himself seem like that, but he's not like that

Mike; he told me that he's only ever had sex 2 times and

Mike; never mind, I shouldn't tell you

Ben; what?! It was just getting juicy

Bill; yeah

Stan; uh, no. Mike isn't gonna finish that story

Mike; ^ I'm not gonna finish it

Bev; good. How did u even know

Mike; he got really drunk once and tried to call Eddie but called me instead

Mike; and he told me

Bev; well shit

Stan; he called me that night too

Stan; but he was actually trying to call me.

Bev; can't relate

Bev; I'm not telling you what or when or how he told me

Bill; welp now I know how Eddie feels

Ben; same

-Richie to Derrick-

Derrick; last night was fun

Richie; yeah, it was

Derrick; do you think we could do what we did again soon?

Richie; yeah, totally

Derrick; that's great. I really enjoyed your company

Richie; yeah, same here.

Derrick; so, when do you want to do it again?

Richie; well I have work today and tomorrow, then I have to hang out with Eddie the next day, but after that I totally free

Derrick; ok. Great. See you Thursday then.

Richie; yeah, see you Thursday

Derrick; oh, and one more thing

Richie; mmhm?

Derrick; don't forget that pretty face of yours

Richie; shut up

Derrick; you shut up

Richie; make me

Derrick; I will, and I'll make you moan a little too.

Richie; wow, idk if that was smooth or really awkward

Derrick; lol it was both, sorry

Richie; hahaha it's fine, I'm gonna use that

Derrick; (;

Richie; you'll never see it coming

Derrick; did u just try to make a cum joke

Richie; yes, and I succeeded

Derrick; I don't really think you did babe

Richie; I did, see it's right there^^^^

Derrick; your hot, ok, bye

Richie; asdfjkl u can't just leave after saying that

Richie; hello

Richie; wow, ok. I see.😂



Hoes, I have a great idea for a chapter but it would make absolutely zero sense. Aidhrirj anyway I'm sorry for not being active, but I love you, and I'm trying!!!! Kiss kiss kiss

iMessage- Reddie ☼Where stories live. Discover now