I Switched Lives With Voldemort!! (Hiatus)

Chapter 2

YESHH IM DOOOONE! HAH alrighty if you want to read the crappy chapter it'll be up on another story soon.

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I drifted into awareness once again. I opened one eye, looking around. Everything was blurry but I seemed to be in my room, on my bed. I opened my other eye. I think I'm awake for good this time.

"Ugh." I mumbled, to test out my speech. It was muffled but that always happens in the morning. The room was less blurry now, and I could sit up a little. I felt fine, no broken bones, just a little drowsy. I swung my feet out of bed and grabbed a change of robes, going to take a shower.

I undressed, taking note that I was still in my robes from yesterday. Yet I woke up in my bed. As I let the water run over my body I wondered what in the world happened last night. Or what time it was. Or date, for that matter.

I switched off the shower, wrapping myself in a towel from outside. Wiping off my face, and smearing my makeup no doubt, I walked over to the mirror. I needed to see if there was anything wrong with my face. Bruises, maybe? There was a layer of condensation on the mirror so I wiped it up with a washcloth.

"Oh my god!" I cried, dropping the washcloth and the hairbrush I had just picked up. I didn't need it anymore. My hair was gone! My hard-earned tan was gone! My nose was gone! I had slits for a nose! "FREDDY! I cried." Even my voice was different! It was scratchy and listening to myself talk was a pain. I looked just like… my father. Oh my god! What the hell!? How did I not notice while I was taking a shower that my… lady parts were missing? Freddy appeared quickly by my side.

"Master. Are you in need of service?" He asked, bowing his head.

"Freddy it's me!" I yelled. 

"Master! Yes, I'm so sorry. Of course you need service, what may I do for you?" He asked again, almost whimpering. I grabbed his shoulders and faced him towards me.

"No Freddy! It's me Max! I have no clue what happened but believe me… I'm me. Please, you know my father would never beg. It's me!" I watched his face turn from fear to suspicion to pity. He pulled me into a hug but I backed away. "Nothing personal." I said, "But I am in fact... in a towel." Freddy nodded.

"Mistress, I'll leave you to… dress…" He said, awkwardly backing out of the bathroom and shutting the door. I put on my robes and as a second thought, threw away my earrings. Not my hairbrush, though. I wasn't that hopeless yet.

I ran downstairs and planned to fuss up a storm. There was no way I was staying like this. I stormed into the kitchen to find a smirking Lucius drinking some coffee. He looked at me and chuckled darkly.

"Oh Maxine! You look great. But hm., is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"Damn straight I have something to tell you! I wake up to find me as… this! I lost my hair and my voice and my fingernails are ghastly. I even lost my nose, and I am not a mouth breather! Would it kill my father to pick up an emery board? You need to explain this now! Right now! What happened to me? Why am I not me? Explain!" I shouted, practically spitting in his face. The psycho just giggled.

"Really? I thought you did this. I always swore you were a Mathew born as a Maxine…" He said smirking.

"Ugh!" I cried, throwing my bony arms into the air. "I'm going to find my father!"

"No need. I'm right here." A voice said behind me. I swiveled around and it was just like staring into the mirror this morning. Only he was wearing black robes and mine were pink.

"Father. What gives?!" I cried. "I don't understand…?"

"Let me explain, child. I have given you my looks, hopefully in return you can give me your respect. You can't sneak out anymore, or you'll be sent to Azkaban, so I can give Lucius a break..." At this Lucius's head perked up like a dog's. "...so he can run some errands for me…" Lucius slouched again. "… and that little escape plan you decided? Well, there's no chance you can run away now. So until you learn to be grateful for all I've done for you, you can stay like this. Hopefully you'll get yourself caught, wouldn't mind being off the hook for a while." Even with his frozen face, he still managed to smirk and walk away like a  stupid pale stupid butt. Hmph.