jack: DUDE GUESS WHAT
Friend: what??
Jack: I LOST MY VIRGINITY
friend: wait this isn't like the time you bought a hamster, named it virginity and lost it?
Jack: no it's the real deal
Friend: CONGRATS!
jack: DUDE GUESS WHAT
Friend: what??
Jack: I LOST MY VIRGINITY
friend: wait this isn't like the time you bought a hamster, named it virginity and lost it?
Jack: no it's the real deal
Friend: CONGRATS!