Person 1: u were drunk yesterday
Person 2: no I wasn't
Person 1: you ran to truck and whispered "I know ur secret Optimus prime"
Person 1: you started shaking a pineapple yelling " I KNOW UR IN THERE SPONGEBOB"
Person 2: I wasn't drunk!! I drove us home!
Person 1: no u steered a paper plate in the bak seat
