Daughter: I'm going to come home a little late from Alex 's. we are trying to get his cum out of my hair. Lol don't ask
Mom: GET HOME NOW YOUNG LADY AND I WILL ASK CAUSE IM UR MOTHER
daughter: wow mom chill out. What are freaking out about? We were just making out and it came out and it got stuck in my hair
Mom: WHY WAS HIS PENIS NEAR UR HAIR
daughter: what?? I don't...?OH GOD NO! GUM GUM LIKE CHEWING GUM! NO MOM!!!!!!! YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER!!!!!!!!UGH MOM NO! I HATE AUTO CORRECT
mom: oh...tell Alex I said hi
