Friend: why did u stop texting me?
Me: cuz I stopped being drunk....Lol
Friend: that was rude.
Me: sorry I didn't realize I was supposed to lie....my phone died
Me: my service got disconnected
Me: I got attacked by a bear
Friend: why did u stop texting me?
Me: cuz I stopped being drunk....Lol
Friend: that was rude.
Me: sorry I didn't realize I was supposed to lie....my phone died
Me: my service got disconnected
Me: I got attacked by a bear