Daughter: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!
Mom: Thank You honey
Daughter: I am going to have the biggest strap-on for u later so get excited.
Daughter: OMFG
daughter: PLEASE IGNORE THAT I MEANT SURPRISE I SWEAR I MEANT SURPRISE
Mom: wow. This awkward!
Daughter: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!
Mom: Thank You honey
Daughter: I am going to have the biggest strap-on for u later so get excited.
Daughter: OMFG
daughter: PLEASE IGNORE THAT I MEANT SURPRISE I SWEAR I MEANT SURPRISE
Mom: wow. This awkward!