Text messages between Fcking Dorito Bod and Sexy Seabass
Sexy Seabass
I fucked up
Fcking Dorito Bod
That's normal
Sexy Seabass
This is why I don't like you
Fcking Dorito Bod
You love me
Anyway
What did you do this time?
Sexy Seabass
I kissed Dana
Fcking Dorito Bod
I don't see the problem
Sexy Seabass
Ok ok
Picture this
Duran Duran is playing on the radio and I'm singing obnoxiously loudly as we wait in the drive-thru line for McDonald's
I ask if I can kiss her
She says yeah
And I kiss her
Fcking Dorito Bod
I still don't see the problem
Sounds like a good time
Sexy Seabass
We had our first kiss whilst listening to Hungry Like The Wolf in a McDonald's queue
Fcking Dorito Bod
I see your point
At least it's memorable
Could be worse
She could've straight up refused to kiss you
Sexy Seabass
But then I told her I didn't regret it and then she kissed me
Fcking Dorito Bod
So really you didn't fuck up at all
Sexy Seabass
MCDONALD'S
DURAN DURAN
WHAT WAS I THINKING
Dana probably thinks I'm crazy
Fcking Dorito Bod
I doubt it
Or if she's made it this long whilst spending time with you, she probably knew you were pretty insane already
Not gonna lie
Sexy Seabass
Wow
Great boost of my confidence right there
Thank you
Fcking Dorito Bod
You're welcome
But congrats on kissing her dude
Sexy Seabass
You don't sound very enthusiastic
Fcking Dorito Bod
I'm fine
It's not like I've been replaced or anything
Sexy Seabass
Wtf
Don't encourage them
Fcking Dorito Bod
But you're my best friend
In the cast that is
No offence but I have other friends
Sexy Seabass
You confuse me sometimes
Fcking Dorito Bod
I know
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ACCIDENTALLY FALLING ~ A Sebastian Stan Social Media Story
FanfictionA British girl and an American/Romanian guy fall in love. I'm really late to the trend, but I wanted to make a social media story about my favourite actor (Sebastian Stan, if you hadn't already guessed). So here we go. Most chapters will be really s...
