19 - Group Chat

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Group chat titled The Revengers with Chocolaccino, Sexy Seabass, ScarJo, RDJ, Fcking Dorito Bod, The Renning Man, Scarlett (but like in the film, not actually called Scarlett), Thunder Butt, Hiddlestoner, Rudd, Foetus Spider, Mark, The better Paul and Don

Chocolaccino
SEB HAS A DATE

Sexy Seabass
ANT
NO
STOP
I don't
These are lies

ScarJo
Wow
And here I thought this was a group of mature adults

The Renning Man
It has Anthony Mackie AND Sebastian Stan in
Of course it's not

Chocolaccino
Back to the point here
He has a ~~date~~

Fcking Dorito Bod
Who's replacing me?

Foetus Spider
It's a girl called Dana Marshall, she's a British singer who's currently 29 and is
VERY
Pretty

Sexy Seabass
How do you know so much about her?

Foetus Spider
I've had conversations with her friend

Chocolaccino
Why?

Fcking Dorito Bod
Because he's concerned for Sebby dearest

Sexy Seabass
🙄🙄

RDJ
Oh god
My phone's blowing up
What's going on?

Scarlett (but like in the film, not actually called Scarlett)
Sebastian has a girlfriend

Sexy Seabass
Hey I don't have a girlfriend
This has escalated far to quickly

The better Paul
Oh my lord thank you
Finally a second British person

Foetus Spider
Excuse me

The better Paul
You don't count
You're still a child

Foetus Spider
I'm 21
This is bullying

Sexy Seabass
I caught you flirting with Dana

Foetus Spider
She's single

Sexy Seabass
So what?
She's like 8 years older than you
And plus, you can kind of see that me and her are

Chocolaccino
Are what Seb?
SAY IT

Sexy Seabass
Are flirting

ScarJo
Send screenshots of your conversations

Sexy Seabass
Ffs this is stupid
Is this what girls do?

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