"ayo karkat wanna hit up the mcd's uptown?" dave asked him and karkat said "WHAT THE FUCK IS A 'MCD'S'?" and dave was all up like "bro it's a place where they have hella good burgers and shit you might like it" but karkat complained anyways so dave shoved him in the car and drove him there
"ok here's the menu, what do you want?"
"WHAT IS THIS, 'CHICKEN MCNUGGET' THEY SPEAK OF?"
" chicken, bro, you ever had some?"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN?
"nevermind"
"ayo i'll get a big mac combo with some of that coke and my bro here will have a chicken mcnugget happy meal with some hi-c" karkat glared at dave and said "DAVE, WHY DID YOU GET ME THE 'HAPPY MEAL'?" "lol because you're not old enough for a big boy meal"
karkat started whining and was like "DAVE YOU GODDAMN BITCH I AM THE SAME AGE AS YOU, I DON'T WANT THIS HAPPY MEAL"
"i know you'll eat it anyways"
so they sat down and karkat ate the shit out of it and then was like "DAMN THAT WASN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT WANNA HAVE SEX" and so they made sexy time in front of everyone and got kicked out the end
