One day sollux and eridan were walking through a forest when all of a sudden sollux was like "hey eriidan do you want to do 2ome 2exy?????//????!/1//1?!?" eridan was like "heck yeah my dude evven though i hate your guts but you're super sexy"
Sollux praised eridan's libidinous fish shlong and graciously took it upon him and im sorry this text exists please kill me
anyways eridan was like "doki doki sollux senpai uwwu" and they did sexy time and sollux thought eridan was shit at sex but they had it anyways because why not in the middle of a forest
"wtf bro why do you 2uck 2o bad" sollux complained and eridan was like "bitch im 13 wwhat do you expect" and sollux said "biitch iim 13 too but damn you 2uck a22 at thii2" and then eridan started crying because he's a lil bitch and sollux was like "damn you pu22y liil biitch, ii fuckiing hate you a2 well but damn that fii2hy-a22 face ii2 2exy a2 hell"
eridan stopped crying and stuffed his gigantic aquatic member in sollux's caboose and sollux was like "oh eriidan 2enpaii, you are the wor2t per2on on earth" and then eridan knocked the shit out of him the end
