(no fucking time for showers! time skip bioch! shout out to who got this!)
i layed down and then i realized i better call the guys i promised and i need to tell brave.. "can we skype our firends we need to tell them." i said jerome nodded and we set up then called them they were all on
sky's butter (sky): HEY FLUFFY HEY BAJAN!
bacca's rule(mitch and jerome): m: calm down dood
not a fish(mupkips): hey guy were have you been
magicgirl (brave): MITCH WERE THE FACK WERE YOU YOU WERE ONLY SPPOSED TO STAY THE NIGHT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!
bacca's rule: j: thats what we need to tell you guys we are waiting for people to pick the call up
derpssunde (ssunde): hey doods!
spaceman (truemu): hey guys!
setoisbetterthatu (seto): why did you call me again?
bacca's rule: j: ok first go mitch.
bacca's rule: m: umm well i never told you guys but my pervious job i quit it today i....i i'm a prostute at a company its the only job i could have goten but i got a new one and i never did well anoy since you know i'm a cat hybrid so
sky' butter: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US WE COULD HAVE HELPPED YOU!
setoisbetterthanu: yea mitch
spaceman: yea i woudn't mind lending you a couple bucks
derpssunde: yea dood
not a fish: yea why did you tell us?
magicgirl: guys he hate this you know motching off you and i did know i worked in the same department as him don't worry i was just telling the people were and who they were going to
spaceman: thank god wait what department?
bacca's rule: m: another thing i'm gay
sky's butter: makes sense why you flirt with guys and you never seem to want anything to do with girls
space man: yep
tntlord (deadlox): what did i miss?
magicgirl: really ty really?
tntlord: what? i was sleeping yo know you woke me up!
bacca's rule: sorry (ok i'm sorry i forgot ty *bow* FORGIVE MEH!)
sky's butter: well we know that mitch was a prostituete and he is gay
tntlord: well i he is comeing out then i am too guys i'm gay thats why i live alone my parents are christian ass holes who kicked me out
magicgirl: so does this mean skylox?
tntlord: really EVERY FUCKING CALL
magicgirl: i'm sorry!
bacca's rule: j: and as you guys know mateing season is appon us.....
sky's butter: oh right mitch you better-
bacca's rule: j: i mated with mitch
magicgirl: YES MEROME IS REAL WAIT TILL I-
bacca's rul: brave.....
magicgirl; oh right
derpssunde: oh well then ummm
sky's butter: yay merome!
spaceman: congratz!
tntlord: whooo go merome!
not a fish: lets go for merome!
bacca's rule: j: really guys?
setoisbetterthanu: yes really i would like to see mitch now i want to check for any
bacca's rule: wait a few weeks will ya? i just mated with him!
setoisbetterthanu: oh right right right
bacca's rule: welp gtg guys bye!
everone: BYE!
we logged off and i turned to him "so you never told me how long this mateing season is and what we can do as mate n' such." jerome sighed "ok well mateing is broken down once a bacca mates with his or her mate they then lock their mates where their sent is the most and stay with them at all times getting them anything they need then the next day they nip them again and mate with them again to impreagnate them the next day you show signs of being pregnate (<-----this is a weird word) as being mates we can talk telepathicly as you have seen and i can feel your pain and any other feeings and feel eachothers love." i smiled at all that and nuzzled into his bed i wanted his sent on me becuase i loved him......
ok i know but this is mostly a filler a will do better next time! and i think its sonadw's b-day? eather way HAPPY B-DAY I HOPE YOU CAN CONTIUE FOR ANOTHER YEAR and MAN YOUR GETTING OLD A YEAR OLDER PSSSHT XD any i hope you have a happy birthday good luck and i wish you a happy birthday getting old eh? any way love you my fluffies expeially you sonadow_hater51 (btw i hate that ship too) no homo though *birthday hugs you and blows special birthday kisses* no homo though LOVE YOU ALL AND ANY ONE ELSE THAT HAS A B-DAY TODAY HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU! love yall *blows kisses*
singned brave (happy b-day!)
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Fanfictionmitch is a kitten hybrid but in a world that just got used to hybrids and gave them all human like rights he found it hard to find good work due to prejudice to hybrids so he had no choose but to be a prostitute for a company that gives you to a ran...
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