me: okay, but i could die at 40

seagull oppa: bababababe

seagull oppa: no, don't say that

me: it could be true

seagull oppa: no, it will never be true

seagull oppa: i will make sure nothing happens to you

me: awww

me: my heart

me: it hurts

seagull oppa: ;)

me: okay no, the moment is over

seagull oppa: wow

seagull oppa: but why are you supposedly in your midlife crisis

me: my life is being extra difficult

seagull oppa: i am sorry

me: why can't i just be a rich and famous overnight

seagull oppa: you could release a sex tape

me: oh yeah, i could

me: when can you come over to film it

seagull oppa: whoa whoa whoa

seagull oppa:

me: shut up, you are anything but that

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me: shut up, you are anything but that

seagull oppa: excuse you

seagull oppa: i am so holy

me:

seagull oppa: and how can you ask me to be in your sex tape when you haven't even seen me naked

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seagull oppa: and how can you ask me to be in your sex tape when you haven't even seen me naked

me: oh my bad

me: when can i see you naked

seagull oppa: i will send you some now

me: alright

seagull oppa: 🐰

me: wow, you're fine

me: i wanna see the rest of you

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