Signs On My Easement #4
Dearest Fly Breeding
By Way Of Cat Feeding :Lady,
There were four new cats in my
yard in the past
two days
Adults, different types
Not getting along
One had three legs
One had a single eye
Another appears to
have been shaved to its
skin and beyond recently
The other is as nervous and
fast as a rat
You brought them here
According to Animal Control
that is your signature;
Feed them all over the neighborhood
Gather them up
Transplant them to one
of your cat food dump places
You probably think that
We asked for it
But we take care of three
non-breeders
We are not balanced to
support more
All new cats will be
humanely
trapped and handed over
to Animal Control
immediately
We shoveled only a
single box worth of
the cheap stuff that you dump
Providing strays is not the
solution to this problem
For the last time
PLEASE STOP DUMPING
CAT FOOD HERE!
