The Ranger (A adopted by Avengers story) (UNDER MAJOR EDITING)

The team

I see the helicarrier infront off us. Yay. Fun. (Note the sarcasm.) I grumble to myself,'this is freaking stupid' Fury glances at me, then turns away and presses a com in his ear,

"We're ready Ms.Hill."

The helicopter lowers down onto the landing deck of the helicarrier and makes a smooth touchdown. Why the hell am I here?! Fury climbs off the copter and I follow with my bow in hand.

"So eyepatch you going to tell me why I'm here or not?"

Silence. I hate my life, people never answer my questions. I want a refund. I follow Fury inside where I find a huge control room. People bustling around doing what they need to do. Well. Most of them. One guy is playing Galaga. Fury stands next to a guy behind a desk,

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave all your weapons with Agent Coulson here."

I glare at him, daring him to look away. He doesn't and I soon succumb.

"Fine!" I snap.

I lay my bow and quiver on the table and unclip my scabbard with my knives. Glancing at Fury I grab a knife from inside my boot, cloak, and pocket.

"There. Done. You happy now?"

"Very. Now follow me."

I huff and follow Fury through a series of halls, twisting and turning in every direction. Left. Right. Left. Straight. Pass code 1943. I need to know this to excape if nessisary. Through the pass coded door is a conference room, currently empty. I plunk myself down in a chair,

"I feel like im in a principal's office. All right what did I do?"

Fury turns to the door,

"Nothing so far."

Then leaves. I look around the room. There are 11 seats around a circular table, one wall is glass showing the clear blue sky. I stand and look down.......that's a long way down. There goes my plan to jump out. Stupid inconsiderate helicarrier. Messing up my plans. Suddenly the door opens and 8 people step in, single file. Well one blur runs in and another guy goes though the wall. Same old same old. They all sit down in seats around the table. They didn't notice me yet. Typical, people won't see unless they expect to see. Fury was the last one in and he looks around,

"Where's the Ranger?"

I step out of the shadows, "Right here, duh"

The people at the table gawk at me as I sit in one of the remaining chairs,

"It's called camouflage. Look it up." I know their the Avengers. But, frankly, I don't give a flying crap. The captain speaks up,

"Well then I guess we can get started. I'm Capta-"

"Cheese it Capcicle. It's kind of obvious that you Stars 'n Stripes man. The kids not here for introductions."

I chuckle and look at Tony Stark. He casually leaning back in his chair looking at Captain with a amused look in his eyes. Black Widow turns to me,

"You're here because S.H.I.E.L.D needs to know if your a threat or not."

"Ok that's easy. I'm not a threat. Can I leave now?"

Hawkeye snorts, "Um. No. We're not done yet."

I groan. For one thing they won't let me leave and another thing. My bullet wound is acting up. It hurts like hell. Black spots appear in my vision but I blink them away.

"Ok let's start easy, what is your name?"

"Sorry Mr.Fury but I'm not at liberty to say."

Quicksilver speaks up, "'Cuse me but do me and my сестра (sister) need to be here for this?"

Scarlet Witch slaps his arm playfully, "Pietro! Be nice!"

They start having a full blown conversation in russian while Fury rolls his eye and looks at me, "Just answer the question."

I smirk and stand. The giving them a exaggerated bow, "Bilbo Baggins at your service sir!"  I grab Tony's hand because he was the closest to me and shake it energetically, "Thorin Oakinshield! Pleasure to meet you!" Then I quickly turn to Hawkeye and do the same to him, "Legolas! Simple ,MARVELOUS to see you again old chap!"

Tony burst out laughing and covers his mouth with a hand while Clint gives a explosive snort and trys to cover it with a sneeze.

"Tony, isn't that what you called me back in New York?"

"Yup! I think I said something like, 'better clench up Legolas'."

The two jokesters dissolve into giggles while captain addresses me,

"If you won't answer the question could you at least remove your hood?"

I shrug and pull my cloak closer around me, "I could but I don't know if I can trust you 'Murica Man."

Pietro laughs at that name getting him slapped by Wanda in the process. Natasha places her chin in her hand and looks at me,

"If you don't remove your hood. I will."

I sigh inwardly. This is it. Welp here I go. I slowly reach up and press a button on my voice modulator, shrinking it and placing it on the table. Then with both hands I reach up and pulls my hood back revealing my long hair and bright eyes. Tony chokes with suprize and falls out of his chair and onto Steve. Wanda's eyes grow large and looks quickly at Pietro, who is blabbering in russian quietly to himself.

"So. You're a girl."

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So guys from now on whenever another language is being spoken it will just be italicized. To make it easier for me. Ooooooo they found you out XD now what?