𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓵𝓮.

THE TIME I...fell for a fkboi!

i wanted to make this chapter title "story time: i fell for a fkboi (not clickbait!)" but then i realized i've already done that ooPs #overusedjokesbyari but then i remembered the thing on disney like TTI... (the time i...) and so yeah

alright so i just came here to say that i'm not single anymore??? i think? i mean i said "okay" to being his buT does that really mean we're official lml

soooo his name is gabe and he has black curls that stick to his face after he showers/or if he's sweaty and he loves flowers (this is supposed to be a secret so shhhh) and he thinks it's funny when i'm mad at literally anything bc in his eyes i'm a "tiny munchkin."

but anyway this is probably a repeat oh well but we spent friday night/saturday morning together bc he's in my close friend group and we all had like a "get-together" for st patrick's day bc most of their families like religiously celebrate it (here's a lil tidbit: their families would noT have approved of our get-together lmaooo)

aight so like, idk if anyone else is into 90's tv like i am, but in that '70s show sometimes at the end of the episode, they'll be talking and there's like a cloud of smoke around them and they're all in a circle bc ykyk *cough* weed circle *cough* sO LIKE MY FRIENDS REMINDED ME OF THAT EXCEPT 10X HUNGRIER AND 100X GOOFIER AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE RIGHT MINDSET SO I HAD TO DO EVERYTHING DJEJEJEKE

anywhoooo, i brought that up because it'll make more sense why gabe said everything he did, i think? so like one of our friends was dj'ing and suddenly, "often" by the weeknd came on. and then gabe started giggling and i'm like "what gabe" he's like "THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF ME" (honestly he's normally so quiet idk why he had to scream that—) and someone else said "hey guys, we should play spin the bottle!" so our good ol' pal rayan said "nah dude, all the chicks left already that'd be gay as fuC" so gabe. sweet, fuckboi gabe, decided to say, "broooo, i'm hardcore gay for aristo, if we're being honest here."

^my reaction (i actually was munching on something snenennrn)

mind you, "often" is still playing in the background. mya can tell you exactly which lyric it was if she remembers because um i don't know if i wanna repeat that—

BUT I'M GETTING CARRIED AWAY ,,,so like everyone goes silent and then starts laughing and then lee said "that's a constant mood." and the rest of the night/early morning was pretty good lml we weren't awkward about it which was nice i suppose

so the next day gabe hits me up and is like "what are you doing today" so i'm like nothing, then he says "ok be ready imma pick you up"

so we went out to eat and to the flower show, i told him to take a picture of me hiding behind flowers and he randomly said "you're the prettiest flower of them all, papi" tHEN I STARTED BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY. MIND YOU I HARDLY EVER BLUSH IRL!

so after all that we chilled @ his house and watched some movie that was playing on tv and then when his parents said it was too late to watch tv in the living room we started watching ahs in his room. and then he fell asleep hejdjrj he snoRes i didn't notice that on friday night but like it's so soft and cute awwww

then i felt bad bc synagogue is friday night, saturday morning, and saturday night so i didn't gO at all jejejdjd

and then i was dreading monday bc like yeah we spent all that time together over the weekend but i was afraid he would act differently at school? and he did, he didn't say anything in class and then at lunch he was all like ayyyyyyyyy like no hon

and the next day i decided to talk to him, i said, "gabe you're probably just confused. you're not really serious about relationships, you know?" and he was sooo triggered even though it's really true??? and he said "i took you out to eat and to the flower show saturday, i mean we spent almost the entire weekend together." and yeah long ass conversation short, he promised to prove he's serious about me in every way he can. he even put "taken🔐" in his instagram bio and i almost cried bye

soo yeah now we're boyfriends ig lmao that's basically all i came here to tell you

btw lauren rose and i didn't work out but it's okay because we're really good friends now!

also! huge thank you to ashley for listening to my problems lmaoo

bonus! when u insult ur jewish mom..😓

using ALL of these on her bye