MY MOM IS STEREOTYPICAL (not clickbait!)

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story time: when i met my biological mom again on purim, she came up to me and was like, "oh, ari, ¡qué hermoso!" and then her speech got sped up so it sounded like dnkdowosnwnsmfkrkemdnmeo after that? so then i had to tell her i don't speak spanish and she got upset and said, "italiano?" and i repeated, "no." then she asked what kind of puerto rican-italian boy i was like broooooOOoooooOo WHERE WAS THE HISPANIC/ITALIAN-SPEAKER IN MY LIFE THROUGHOUT MY CHILDHOOD????? EXACTLY THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHTTTT SO DON'T GET MAD THAT I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGES WHEN YOU WERE NEVER AROUND TO TEACH ME THEM! fucken dumkopf i swearrrrrr. (see, i know yiddish/hebrew because my actUal pAREnTs HeLpED ME TO LeArN THeM.)

anywayyyy, ruth and henry tagged me (with the same tag) so yeet let's do that.

01 | NICKNAME?
↳ari, luis, toto, totle, bbyb, julia calls me neshama, chico, gordito (my friends call me this ironically bc it means fat & i am not), bajito (since i'm like the shortest in our friend group), my parents & our jewish friends call me by my middle name.
btw! toto & totle come from wp friends, thank u guys! 。^‿^。

02 | BIAS?
↳kim minseok. we love a king.

03 | BLOOD TYPE?
↳o negative. i'm eager to turn sixteen bc then i can donate it!!

04 | RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
↳not taken, but i'm dating someone? we've been on one date and it went well.

05 | BIRTHDAY?
↳may 9th, 2002. mark it in ur calendars. ;)))))

06 | ZODIAC SIGN?
↳taurus!

07 | PRONOUNS?
↳he/him.

08 | HAIR LENGTH?
↳hmm. well my hair is really curly, and it doesn't grow down unless it's at shoulder-length or below, so even though it looks like it only goes a few inches above my scalp, if you pull a strand down, it'll go to the very bottom of my ear.

09 | HEIGHT?
↳5'8". i am currently hitting my growth spurt so next week i'll probably be 6'0".💀 jK i wish,, btw my growth spurt came so late bc of fricken gymnastics smh.

10 | HAVE A CRUSH?
↳yep!

11 | WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF?
↳how i learned to accept myself and my body just the way God created it.

12 | RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED?
↳i don't even know my dudes like i use one hand to write but then the other hand for literally everything else?

13 | WHAT ARE YOU EATING RN?
↳pastelillos + arroz con gandules. best meal ever i swear.

14 | WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING RN?
↳coconut water. bro why tf is my meal so puerto rican i—

15 | WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO?
↳keep eating..?

16 | WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
↳before i started eating, i was listening to swang by rae sremmurd.

17 | WANT KIDS?
↳yeahh i want a big family.

18 | WANT TO GET MARRIED?
↳see previous answer lol.

19 | WHAT'S YOUR MOST RECENT PHONE CALL?
↳my sister jade bc she left to go somewhere but forgot something at home. (she's in my phone as "ur fav sis💚❇️" bc she put it in there omlll.)

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