Pun #19

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A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them both for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise

Woman: Well...it isn't so bad. What did he name the boy?

Doctor: Denephew

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