Harmione| Stir Fry

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Hey so I'm not going to take requests anymore. I'm not going to write the ones requested earlier either because I can never get around to them and I don't really know some of the songs or don't really know how to make the song fit to a lyric prank... I'm sorry if this disappoints some of you guys I'm really sorry. Usually when I write I get a random burst of an idea and doing requests take my "creativity" away. 

Ok I'm done >-<
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(Harry-H Hermione-HE)

H- Dance with my dogs in the nighttime

HE- erm, hello To you too Harry

H- Trap with the chickens like Popeye's

HE- Harry are you ok? None of this makes any sense

H- Money changin' colors like tie-dye

HE- Did you charm your money or something? Harry do you need my help? You don't sound... well normal

H- I'm just tryna get it, I ain't tryna die

HE- HARRY! Honestly I've told you to stop trying to charm things when you don't know what it's going to do. Especially like charming your money different colors! Soon you are going to kill yourself

H- She got a big ol' onion booty, make the world cry

HE- HARRY!!!! STOP THIS NONSENSE TALKING NOW! DO YOU KNOW HOW DISRESPECTFUL THAT IS??!?

H- what if I was talking about your butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HE- THATS DISGUSTING UGH YOU AND RON ARE SO ANNOYING

H- I'm just kidding Hermione. I was clearly talking about Ginny's

HE- im leaving. This conversation has reached its maximum weirdness

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