Altered vision

Chapter 1 [1章]

"Blossom in position! Target is around fifty feet away from me."

"Duck, on my signal I want you to leave your location and direct target towards Ramen."

The shivering of leaves was heard throughout a small part of the forest making the small cat with a red ribbon on it's ear stiffen up. Faster than the human eye could see has the animal jumped up and disappeared from it's previous location.

A yell of anger rang through the small ear piece making three people flinch away and drop the devices. One moving back so far that the thinning tree branch snapped; a loud thud and yelp following right after.

"I'm going to kill you Sasuke-teme!"

Even without hearing devices was the voice heard perfectly by the others. Which itself was impressive coming from the fact that the male was at the end of the large forest. Even through the yell it was easy to tell how much pain the owner of the voice was going through. A sweat drop raced down the face of a pink haired girl only to be replaced by a popped out vein.

"NARUTO-BAKA! DONT TALK TO SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT! Are you okay Sasuke-kun?" the female screeched while running (flat chest anime girl run) towards a raven haired guy that now stood where the cat has been seconds before.

Her fierce green eyes changed within milliseconds as they landed on the frustrated expression of the male in the clearing. Instead of a look that promised pain now her face held something akin to obsession and lust. It almost seemed like her eyes took on a star shape; successfully unnerving both the brooding male and the silver haired adult crouching on a branch above them. Fangirls always had the power of scaring even the most powerful of ninjas; well most of them.

"But Sakura-chan, that teme scared Tora away," the same voice as before whined out. The sound was followed by a short blonde male walking into the sunny clearing; he was rubbing his back with a slight limp showing as he came closer.

"Hn, dobe." Sasuke murmured out, his face not portraying the annoyance he felt towards his teammates.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING DOBE, DUCKBUTT!" Naruto yelled.

He was fuming with anger. Not only did he only get two hours of sleep, he also ran out of his beloved ramen. And now his team had been chasing the cat for hours only for the Uchiha to scare her away the first time they get close. Hell he did the most out of all the four to impress the female on the team yet she wouldn't stop drooling over the raven. HE WAS INJURED, NOT SASUKE!

Before the situation could escalate the only grown male jumped down from the tree, landing between the glaring boys; face buried into an orange adult novel.

"Now my little Genin, no need to fight," the Jūnin spoke while giving them his famous one eye smile, "we can find Tora again. Do you have a plan Sakura?"

Sakura clung onto the raven's arm, his struggles only tightening her grip, while she thought of a way to capture the dem- the cat. She flat out ignore the pleading whimpers for attention from her blonde teammate and nuzzled into Sasuke's arm. The genin simply responded with an annoyed groan and a glare at the snickering adult.

"Hai Kakashi-sensei," she grinned after a few minutes of silence; well except for Naruto talking about ramen.

"We can corner her and cook her over an open fire to give it to Madam Shijimi!"

All three males flinched on the inside from hearing her voice. Her voice was laced with a blood lust none of them have ever heard. Suddenly they felt empathetic towards the cat, no one would wish a crazy kunoichi on even their worst enemies. You shall never piss off females, that's an unspoken law nobody dared to break. So they all just stayed quiet and hoped she was joking. Sakura seemed to acknowledge fast that she spoke out her inner thoughts and chuckled nervously.