happy days! timothée chalamet

eighteen!

― HAPPY DAYS!
chapter eighteen

lil timmy sent a message to
the unbiological family ™

lil timmy
ARMIE
YOU PROMISED THAT YOU
WOULDN'T EMBARRASS ME

father armie
i don't recall such
a promise

mother bethel
don't make timmy
pull out the receipts

lil timmy
"i, armie hammer, swear
to not embarrass you,
timothée chalamet, in front
of your crush, audrey dubois."

father armie
well oops i guess i did
BUT TIMOREY ISNT
MOVING I NEED TO GET
IT SIZZLING

shore sista
I THOROUGHLY AGREE
WITH ARMIE

mother bethel
i mean timorey does
need to happen before i
start wrinkling i want my
unbiological grandchildren
to have a youthful and hip
grandmother other than your
mother bc she's the bomb.com

lil timmy
you guys don't understand
you all want 'timorey' to happen
but you don't get how hard it is to
MAKE it happen

shore sista
please audrey is
a pisces she swoons at
the slightest of moments
her heart went whoosh and
she started crying when she first
saw you

mother bethel
i'm sorry but that's the definition
of pure

father armie
i see now, timothée, please
explain to me, an intellectual,
why it is so hard to confess your
undying love to audrey?

lil timmy
well she's gorgeous first
off, i have zero chance on
looks alone and her personality
is like bright sunshine, i smile at
even the mention of her name.
she is always happy and she cares
about everyone and i love having
her as a friend and i don't want to
make her feel awkward when i tell
her i like her and then she hits me
with a pained smile and rejection

shore sista
IF THAT AINT THE CUTEST SHIT
but you blind asf
SHES IN LOVE WITH YOU

father armie
SHE HAS LITERAL
HEART EYES AROUND YOU

mother bethel
timmy you deserve all
the love and she is literally
a walking heart

lil timmy
she has heart eyes around
all of her friends

shore sista
YOU'RE HER GODDAMN
PHOTOGRAPHY MUSE
SHE COULD'VE EASILY
CHOSEN ME OR JULIETTE
OR ROMAN BUT SHE CHOSE
YOU

father armie
it's not too soon to say
you're in love,,,,,,

lil timmy
i like her a lot
a lot a lot

mother bethel
T I M O R E Y

lil timmy
audrey is calling,
i have to go

father armie
they grow up so fast

shore sista
HIS FEELINGS ARENT
GROWING FAST ENOUGH

mother bethel
i think we need an operation
timorey

& timorey is my goals
in life

❥ ❥ ❥ ❥