midnight //jeon jungkook

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sorry, I had to take my dog for a walk

do I really give off that impression? 16:38

me

Yes 16:47

Jungkook

oh thank God the cool, mysterious kind of guy vibe is working 16:47

me

Who said anything about cool and mysterious

I just told you you can talk to girls 16:47

Jungkook

Shh shhh

But have you seen me holding a conversation with a girl???? Without Taehyung around????? 16:48

me

Sorry to break it to you but my day doesn't consist in observing who you do or do not talk to

I don't know what gave you this impression but I will make sure to stop doing it in the future so we won't have to have this talk again 16:50

Jungkook

wow

ok
you know how to make a guy feel important

what have I done to receive such kind words? 16:50

me

I'm sorry, I am in a bad mood and I'm taking it out on you 16:50

Jungkook

no big deal, I was kidding

as I was saying

let me tell you my secret

you know my best friend is Taehyung, right?

and he's pretty outgoing and popular? 16:52

me

Do I really have to repeat myself? 16:52

Jungkook

oh c'mon if you know me you can't not know him

stop lyinnnnn 16:52

me

Oh shut up and get to the point 16:53

Jungkook

Tae is my only friend so I just go wherever he goes and hang out with whoever he does

he kinda gives me courage to be more like him 16:55

me

I don't know why but I find it hard to believe you 16:56

Jungkook

I'm telling the truth

why else would I humiliate myself like this? 16:56

me

If you say so

Look, my shift is starting and I have to put my phone down

But finish what you have to say, I will reply as soon as I can 16:59

Jungkook

oh, okay, I didn't know you work

there is this girl that I want to get to know

but I'd feel weird if I just walked up to her and introduced myself

I keep thinking of things that could keep the conversation going and make it less awkward

buuuut

I am hopeless

help a poor dying soul 17:02