"Wow, you're doing amazing!"

"Really?!"

"No. All you're doing is blowing air into her hair for no reason."

"Well, shit."

"It's okay, I'm sure if you practiced hard enough you could almost be average at hair."

"Gee, thanks Vi for those encouraging words."

"My pleasure, anyway I have got a hot date with Dacre so I will love you and leave you!"

"See you later."

"So now I am making my way through the set, that is the cafeteria on the left and now we are over by Dacre's trailer and I can see he isn't in there so lets go to Nat's next door... He isn't in there either, where is this boy? Oh, wait, I see him, of course he's in bright red and I can't see him. I'm blind, I swear."

"Hey Vi, what's up?"

"I am just filming really, got nothing much on. What are you doing?"

"Well, I got these new sunglasses, look at them - wait, let me just clean them.

They're like the newest Rayban's I love them! So, you good?"

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They're like the newest Rayban's I love them! So, you good?"

They're like the newest Rayban's I love them! So, you good?"

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"Yeah, I'm good. I was telling these guys how dumb you are for texting us to get you a suit."

"Well I gave you the money didn't I?"

"Yes, I just can't believe you made us get you a suit, lazy arse!"

"It's not as though you've never asked me to get you a dress when I was out!"

"Okay, okay, touché."

"Here, lets film you for a change."

"Hey so I learnt that if you're getting mugged then you should just like tackled someone's legs and then run away and get help."

"You idiot! Why wouldn't you just kick them in the balls?"

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"You idiot! Why wouldn't you just kick them in the balls?"

"Don't laugh at me, Naomi and me were watching videos on how to defend yourself!"

"Well never do that if you're being attacked, you wouldn't be able to floor anyone!"

"You're being very negative Dacre, do you want me to tackle you to the floor?"

"No, I'd rather you didn't thanks."

"See, I've scared ya!"

"No, I just don't want you to hurt yourself! Do you know how heavy I am?"

"It's nothing I can't handle!"

"Wow, I think I've had enough of filming you now, you've made me lose like a hundred brain cells."

"Well that's rude! Okay, bye guys, love you and see you on the next vlog!"

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"Well that's rude! Okay, bye guys, love you and see you on the next vlog!"

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