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j😂ke of the day✌️5

I liked no 5 the best.
STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 😖😖

1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?" 😂

2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" 😂😂

💇💇💇💇💇💇💇💇
4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !" 😁😁

☎☎☎☎☎☎☎
5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!" 😂😂

🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘
6. When I m washing my car....
Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.. 😄😄😄😉😉😉