j😝ke of the day 6

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Ustadh : Bachho 15 fruits ke naam bolo.
Bachha : Aam.
Ustadh : Shabash, aur bolo.
Bachha : Shehdood.
Ustadh : Good.
Bachha : Kharbooza.
Ustadh : Very Good! 3 hogaye baaqi 12 aur bolo?
Bachha : Ek dozen mauz.
Ustadh : Kamine nikal class ke baher.😕☹😬😂😆😝😜
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✨HYDERABAD KI DOSTI✨😄👇🏻
        😢 Roye wo is khadar dost ki laash se lipatkar ke laash khud uth kar boli......
      😱  Le tueich marja pahle.. maa ki kirkiri aa aa ke uperrich gir jara haula......😂😂😂
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Shagird:  Hazrath, ghair aurat ku haat lagaayto wazu tootjaatay ki???

Ustaad: wazu kya, haatan paawaan bi tootsaktin..😂😂
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Ladka  Burke wali ladki se bola
Jahan  sharbat  wahan  faluda
kaisi  ho meri khalidaa... ....😊

Burkhe  wali  boli,
gaur  se dekh  beta
na sharbat, na faluda
ye main hoon Teri walida. .....

Ab ghar chal  koot koot  ke banatiyun  tera  malida. .....😂😂😂😂

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