FFN Quotes

Bonds

Too bad it was punctuated by the sickening splatter of more vomit.

"Jesus Buster!" Babs cried, all signs of amusement gone.

"I'm not Jesus," Buster slurred.

"Thanks for clarifying that for us"

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"Do you mind?" she pressed.

"I do mind, but not very well. I hear it takes practice"

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"Open your presents!" he urged.

"Yeah, open them so we can eat the cake already," Wakko muttered impatiently.

"Take all the time you need with your presents Dot," Yakko
countered, eyeing Wakko sternly, "open them as slowly as you want…savor the moment…"
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"It would be bad if his ideas were somehow thrown right into the public's eye."

"Yes, that would hurt their eye very much," Pinky said.

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They dove out of the way as he came through swinging his cane like a baseball bat and scattering the startled officers. He looked absolutely deranged.

"If there's anything I can't stand more than crooks it's cops!" he roared just as he caught the duck over the head with a solid swing.

The officer yowled in pain and scrambled for the doorway, clutching his head

"Ladies and gentlemen, your deus ex machina for the evening is brought to you by Nutsy,"

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"It was just a wild guess, and speakin' a which it's the last time I make a wild guess in front of three nosy siblings."

"Stop it, I'm blushing,"

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"Is that what Bugs really calls his house?"

"No, thankfully. I just made that up. But c'mon, it's not so bad, this place is huge, I bet the basement has a basement."

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Living with Bugs certainly had its advantages – the rabbit was like a walking, talking encyclopedia that had crossbred with an over-enthusiastic professor.

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"I told you before, it is for protection from the DIP!" Scratchensniff huffed.

"And here I thought you were going undercover as a banana. Silly me"

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"How'd he do that?" She pressed.

"That ain't important – "

"Just tell me, my opinion of you can't get that much lower anyway."

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He tried to hide the fact that his stomach was growling so loud it could've been part of the conversation.

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"I'm going to try and stop it!" he shouted above the noise.

"What?"

"I'm gonna try and – "

" What? "

"JUST STAY HERE AND COVER ME!"

"OKAY!"

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"Do I look stupid to you?"

"Do you want the real answer or would you prefer I just say 'no?'"

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"What happened to you guys while I was gone? With all this inspirational nonsense we might as well drive over to Disney."

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"How are you?"

"You ever see a zookeeper throw a hungry tiger a piece of meat? I'm the meat."

"God, I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do?"

"Tell the tigers to try going vegetarian."

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"They're looking for you guys, Yakko. But why?"

"Unless they're craving some songs about geography, I have no clue."

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"Did I ever tell you two that you're ugly?"

They blinked.

"Yup, you're downright hideous," he continued, "Your mom took one look at ya and then asked for her money back. Oh, and did I mention you smell bad? Really, you could power a pickup truck off of your own fumes. That is if the pickup truck doesn't try to drive away from you first."

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"Stick the keys in the ignition – "

"Yeah, got that."

"Don't be nervous – "

"Don't got that."

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"You sure you're okay with this?" she asked.

He bit his lip for a second. "Uh, yeah…yeah, I think so. Er, yeah. I mean, that Minerva she's…she's a bad egg."

Buster whistled. "Whoa, coming from Skippy that must mean she's the antichrist."

By: FearlessFreep