"I am Gabriel. I have news for you, prophet."
"Well fuck you, Gabriel. You're dead and I'm pretending to be." Chuck hung up the phone and rubbed his eyes. The phone rang. Chuck picked up the phone.
"I AM A MESSENGER OF THE LORD AND YOU WILL PAY ATTENTION, CHUCKLEHEAD."
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FFN Quotes
隨機Recompilation of funny, different quotes from fanfiction stories. All credit goes to the writers mentioned each chapter